I tried so many other coffee brands but they left me barely awake with only their false promises to cling to. Then I found Death Wish Coffee. In my desperation, I ordered a 1 lb. bag online.
Had I not gone through so many of their competitors, I might have been a little intimidated by the skull and cross bones on their logo. I might have been alarmed by the warning labels and aggressive packaging. But by this time I was jaded. I had seen overhyped coffees before and wasn’t about to get my hopes up.
I opened up the bag and smelled it. It was strong, and deep. I felt a little flutter of excitement. It was like I had done something dangerous and naughty.
The room got noticeably brighter. I felt like I could take on the world. I wondered if I had discovered some super drug. I thought, Is this what actually being awake is like and I just forgot?
I don’t drink Death Wish Coffee every day. I save it for those times when I have to fit 25 hours into a 24 hour day. But on those days, I start out knowing the tables are turned in my favor, and whatever happens, I won’t be sleepy.
Imagine waking up tomorrow and having a cup of coffee that sends you racing off to get started on your day. If you’re tired of being tired and ready to get some pep, in your step its time to order some Death Wish Coffee. I get my coffee here.